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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rosie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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