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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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