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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ginger eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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