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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Alfie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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