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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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