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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ginger eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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