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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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