Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.