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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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