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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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