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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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