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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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