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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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