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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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