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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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