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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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