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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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