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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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