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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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