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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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