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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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