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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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