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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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