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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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