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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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