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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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