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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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