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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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