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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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