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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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