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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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