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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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