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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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