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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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