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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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