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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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