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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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