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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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