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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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