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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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