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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Peanut eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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