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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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