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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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