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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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