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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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