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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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