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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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