Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.