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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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