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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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